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'Why did the chicken cross the road?'


SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Information Minister: "The Chicken did not cross
the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken."

GEORGE W. BUSH: "We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground."

COLIN POWELL: "Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road."

TONY BLAIR: "I agree with George."

HANS BLIX: "We have reason to believe that there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road."

DR SEUSS: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told."

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: "I envisage a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question."

GRANDPA: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
If somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, then that was good
enough."

ESTHER RANTZEN: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming
story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to
accomplish its dream of crossing the road."

JOHN LENNON: "Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together - in peace."

KARL MARX: "It was an historic inevitability."

RONALD REAGAN: "What chicken?"

BILL GATES: "eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents and balance your cheque book - and
internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken."

ALBERT EINSTEIN: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?"

BILL CLINTON: "What is your definition of chicken?

THE BIBLE: "And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken
THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there
was rejoicing."

COLONEL SANDERS: "Darn it! Did I miss one?"

HOMER SIMPSON: "Mmmmmmmm . . . . chicken."